I really want LG's indoor gardening appliances

Could this help me not kill every indoor plant I own? If it can, I'm in.

An image of the new LG gardening appliance

Apparently LG announced its latest indoor gardening appliances on Christmas Eve. Who announces anything on Christmas Eve? Don't they know I'm not working?

Which is my way of saying that I missed this announcement, and I wish I didn't. Because it's really kind of cool!

Set to be showcased at CES, the new appliances are designed to help anyone grow a variety of plants indoors, with a system designed for fast, healthy plant growth.